Personalised Hew Ma Card - Retro Calculator

It's a little bit cheeky!
£ 2.29
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£ 2.29
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Item No: #28281O_1048_1
If they're old enough to remember spelling out a certain rude word on an old-fashioned calculator, they're going to love this card! Perfect for any occasion - especially birthdays - the fun design shows an upturned calculator displaying a cheeky message, and has "if you remember this, you're officially retro" printed in bold black and red letting. Just add their name to make it personal. We've left the inside blank for your own greeting.

How do I create my card?

To create your card, first choose your card size.

You can then personalise the front of the card by typing a name or message in the text boxes, which will also show you the character limit. Click'Preview Text' to see what your card will look like.

How do I add a message to the inside of my card?

If you're happy with the design of the front of your card, click Next to add an inside message.

There are three text boxes to write your message in, letting you space it out across the top, middle and bottom of the card.

When you've typed your message, you can change the font, size, alignment and colour to make it completely personal. You can also add emojis to your message.

If you're going to handwrite the message when the card arrives, you can leave the inside blank.

Can I send it straight to the recipient?

You can save time by choosing to send your card directly to the recipient. If you don't want to do this, we'll send the card to you with a spare envelope.

If you want to send the card to the recipient, un-tick the envelope box when choosing the size of your card. The recipient's address can then be added at checkout.

This card is FSC Approved!
  • Available in 3 sizes:
    • Small: A6, 105 x 148mm
    • Medium: A5, 148 x 210mm
    • Large: A4, 210 x 297mm (large letter stamp required)
  • UV gloss finish on quality paper board
  • All cards are printed in the UK on FSC approved board
  • Card quality: 300 grams per square meter
  • All cards have a white envelope

Tick the box to get your card sent back to you with a spare envelope so you can write the card and send it to yourself. Or, leave the box unticked and we’ll send the card directly to the recipient to save you time.

Please double-check the preview of your card as personalisation cannot be changed once the order is submitted.

Warning:
Please remember to fill in all the text boxes on the front of this card or your card will not be printed correctly.
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