Dad Fart Humour Father's Day Card
Dad Fart Humour Father's Day Card
Dad Fart Humour Father's Day Card
Dad Fart Humour Father's Day Card
Dad Fart Humour Father's Day Card
Dad Fart Humour Father's Day Card

Dad Fart Humour Father's Day Card

£ 1.99
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Item No: #74081

This card featuring dad's fart chart is the epitome of toilet humour! Send it to a dad who's always letting rip and give him a giggle whilst wishing him a happy Farter's Day.

  • Matte finish
  • Envelope included
  • Message inside
  • Dimensions: 25cm x 17cm
  • Delivery: Large letter
  • Delivered with price sticker on

Text on front:

Dad's Fart Chart

The fine wine

Well-matured with a ripe, distinct bouquet, this is truly a work of art to be proud of.

The squelcher

A little bit squirty, the squelcher is a moist bottom burp that has you reaching for the wipes.

The pull my finger

More guff than gaff, this bottom snort is definitely no joke.

Text inside:

The mouse on a motorbike

This little squeaker can really go the distance, just when you think it's over, it revs up again.

The silent but violent

Inaudible to the human ear but a real assault on the nostrils, whoever smelt it dealt it.

The Pfffft

The candyfloss of parps, this sweet cloud of air puffs out beautifully leaving little if any odour.

The danger dash

Starts out innocently enough - but is the start of some serious toilet action.

Let rip and enjoy yourself Dad!

Happy Farter's Day

Please note:

This card is not a toy and is unsuitable for children under 36 months. Contains small parts.

Delivery:

We’re really sorry, but this card and envelope is larger than the standard Royal Mail Letter and so has to be sent out as a parcel. The postage costs will not increase if you add any more cards or gifts to your order.
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