Birthday Card - Impossible To Say When Drunk

Is it time for a pint?
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Item No: #70475

Send this card to someone whose sensibility goes out the window when they've had a few pints. Wish them a happy birthday and make them laugh with a card they can identify with.

  • Gloss finish
  • Envelope included
  • Message inside
  • Dimensions: 17cm x 12.3cm
  • Delivery: Standard letter
  • Delivered with price sticker on

Text on front:

On your birthday

Top 10 things that are impossible to say when you're drunk!..

Text inside:

1. Kareoke? No, I couldn't possibly, I'm too shy!

1. No thanks, kebabs are no good for you.

3. I've already used my recommended daily alcohol units - just a glass of water for me.

4. I'm flattered, but I just don't want to have sex with you!

5. Where's the nearest public convenience? I refuse to urinate in a shop doorway!

6. Well, it's past my bedtime, work tomorrow, cheerio!

7. I'll put a quid in that fruit machine and no more!

8. I'm sorry but I really don't want to fight you, even if you did grab my partner's buttocks and spill my pint.

9. Thanks, but I don't want to dance, I have no coordination and I'd look like a fool.

10. Twenty pounds for a two-mile journey? That sounds jolly reasonable my good man!

Have a great birthday!

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We’re really sorry, but this card and envelope is larger than the standard Royal Mail Letter and so has to be sent out as a parcel. The postage costs will not increase if you add any more cards or gifts to your order.

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